Jeff dunham video clips peanut

Peanut : It's hard to talk to somebody if you're not looking right at them.

Jeff Dunham : I know.

Peanut : That's like trying to talk to somebody who has a lazy eye; you don't know which eye to focus on.

You ever done that? You're sitting talking to them, thinking "aw, crap. Should I be looking at *that* eye or *that* eye?"

[Peanut holds his hand to his mouth in consideration] 

Peanut : "FOCUS, YOU MORON!"

[laughter, as Peanut does the "over the head" movement with his hand] 

Peanut : [off Jeff's look]  What?

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Jeff Dunham : What if someone here has a lazy eye?

Peanut : I'll confuse them.

[moving around on his stand] 

Peanut : Here I am. No, I'm here. Here. Here. Here.

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[laughter, as Jeff covers his face in embarrassment] 

Jeff Dunham : I'm sorry.

Peanut : You know what pesto is?

Jeff Dunham : Pesto. It's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza...

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Peanut : No. Pesto.

Jeff Dunham : What?

Peanut : It's a magician